So, Kanye has been spotted out and about in Melbourne? At Fountain Gate to be precise. I can’t say that Fountain Gate would be my number one location recommendation for overseas visitors but who am I to judge? They do have a great Rebel sport and Delta Goodrum once sang there so….
I have been spotted out and about in Melbourne too. This time in Ivanhoe. No one cared and no one really spotted me but I do have to mention that they have a great burger place in Ivanhoe and that said burger place has beef, with Kanye.
See what I did there?
And seeing as all the most reliable reporters are saying that Kanye’s new wife hails from Ivanhoe I can’t help but wonder if maybe next time I am at the Ivanhoe library, he will be there too. Sipping a quick coffee with the older blokes who read the free papers maybe or loitering under the beautiful rescued tree? The gluten free options at Cafe Strada are really out of this world but I don’t believe he is on a gluten free diet so maybe he will stop at The Foreigner instead? Highly recommend the coffee here as a great gateway coffee to Melbourne’s more pretentious inland institutions.
Back to the beef though.
College Dropout Burgers had a teeny tiny copyright issue of some sort with the great Ye himself but instead of going silent and rebranding everything millennial pink, they instead begged his royal Ye-ness to show them love. Apparently they adore the tracksuited one you see, although it seems he does not return this favour. And although their smash burgers are divine, they are not associated in anyway with the Ye. You following?
But now I can’t help but wonder. Your lawyer knows my lawyer and we both going to be in town so maybe, just maybe, Kanye will visit these loving burger mad men and DESTINY. Or maybe not.
I’l be watching though and wondering and maybe even walking by, peering in, with high hopes.
As to the supposed Fountain Gate visit today. Well, it’s not all bad. If Kanye and crew take a left from Kath and Kim City and head a little further out of town they could grab a table at O.My-one of the best restaurants in Melbourne. Then after a night at the Beaconsfield Lodge Motel (that’s a 2.5 star venue, which must be a rare thing) head over to Cockatoo for a bush walk, before enjoying dinner at the teeny tiny stuff-of-legends Korean restaurant, Chae.
I have more ideas for the intinary but I will leave it there as Ivanhoe needs you Kanye. Those Carey students can’t live off their own reputations.
Dani xx